The Finest Love Mail Ever


Dear ----,

This is as honest as I can get about what I want to tell you. Because of that, this might also be the last mail that I am sending you. So please read carefully.

I like you. I adore and admire you. Hell, I just love you. I love the way you play with your hair while you work. I love those blue veins that show through your skin below your eyes. I love the bluish tinge and the purple squiggles in the white around the black pupil inside your eye. I love the posture you maintain when you look into your computer. I love the way you said that Daniel Craig looked like a tree stump in "Casino Royale". And I just am absolutely mad about your teeth. They are so wondrously, gloriously magnificent. And then that English you speak. Well... I don't want to get started about that. Could just go on forever.

There is nothing on earth that can change what I feel about you.

I know next to nothing about you. I don't know who your parents are, what kind of a person your father is or what caste your mother belongs to. Those factors did not come into play when I fell in love with you. The only thing I know is that I like you. I adore you. I desire you.

You are to me what the best painting in the world would be for a collector of paintings. You would be the only painting that I would ever collect. You are the object of my desire. But you are more than that. A painting is lifeless. You cannot interact with a painting. You are a woman. I want to be with you the way men have been with women - morally, legally, ethically - for all the finite time that has passed since God created Adam and Eve.

But yes, you are a woman. You are a human being. You are entitled to your free will. I will not impose my will on you. You have to make your choices. I can help you do that. You can get to know me, talk to me often, chat with me.

I am passionate about a few things in my life - things that I would'nt forsake for the whole world. You too would be passionate about a few things. I want to know if our passions are compatible. I want to know how to adapt to accomodate both of our passions. I want to know if you think I am right for you.

There are two ways you can respond:

1. No, I do not want to know you or be with you. This response will make me stop all contact with you immediately for the rest of my life. Life has to go on.

2. Yes, I want to know you, I want to know if you and I can be compatible. We can meet, talk, get to know each other. After sometime, (your instinct will determine how much time) if you think I am beyond your horizons, we can separate amicably.

If you want to be Alice and tumble through the rabbit hole and wander through Wonderland you can be with me. By God's grace I will be there to tumble with you.

The tumble will not be smooth. But I will be there with you. All the way.

This is as much as I want to say to you now. This is as short as I can get. Today is Wednesday, the 3rd of January 2007. I will wait till the next Wednesday, the 10th of January for your response. If I do not get any reply in a week's time, I shall assume that you do not wish any contact with me and I shall comply with your wish.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.
- Orlando A. Battista

Please send me a confirmation mail that you have read and understood what is contained in this mail.

Thanks
Aejaz

P S: This is about your name. It is the most beautiful name I have come across. And so aptly named, too. ------ - The lovable moon goddess who lives (or dwells) nears the Cross. May be, the Cross part doesn't fit. But the rest is Bull's eye. Genius. And look after your teeth. They are plain lovely.